I'm the guy that which does Love and Capes.
Kid, get out quick.
Awhile back there was a woman in my office who was pregnant with her first child. The day after she and her husband went to birthing classes, she came to work with a wide-eyed expression on her face. “I don’t know how this kid is going to come out, but it isn’t going to either of those two ways!”
Fortunately her baby did come out one way or the other, and they were both fine. But the shocked look on her face was pretty funny.
Paul: was it because the doctor was carrying a catcher’s mitt? 😉
The natural endorphins released after birth should turn Abby from a screaming maniac to a cooing mommy in no time. Even so, that kid had better, ah, fly out…
© 2015 Thomas F. Zahler