I'm the guy that which does Love and Capes.
And Lawyers. (any lawyers who read this please don’t take it too seriously, I am merely joking).
I am the TippyToe Zombie
I like to Limbo
Often I fall on people’s heads
Well generally its not lying so much as omission and very specific wording.
This is coming as news to her at this late date?
Isn’t Politicians and Conmen a redundancy?
Since most conmen need lawyers and many people think of lawyers as conmen and lots of politicians are lawyers they all would seem to have something in common; and quite possibly the same skillset.
99% of lawyers give the other 1% a bad name. If a lawyer falls off a boat, did you know that a shark won’t bother him? Professional courtesy. Two Americans (one is a lawyer), a Russian and a Cuban are riding on a train. The Cuban throws a half smoked cigar out the window, saying,”cigars are a dime a dozen in Cuba!” The Russian throws out a mostly full bottle of vodka, saying,”Vodka is like water in Russia!” One of the Americans thinks about it for a bit, then throws the lawyer out the window. Which is worse-a lawyers insurance salesman, or an insurance salesman’s lawyer? What happens when an ambulance runs over a lawyer? Would a slow moving ambulance work like the pied piper’s flute for lawyers? Could it be remotely controlled? Is there a deep and fast moving body of water nearby?
The other night it was so cold the lawyers had thier hands in thier own pockets.
Don’t think of it as “lying.” Think of it as “prevarication on a Vulcan level.”
Sultenfuss Funeral Home! Love it!
Of course the problem with details is you can be TOO detailed, people don’t actually remember things to that level of detail generally. That was one of the things that leaves Cat Grant suspicious of Kara being Supergirl, because she’s too detailed and remembers things too accurately about her past.
© 2015 Thomas F. Zahler