I'm the guy that which does Love and Capes.
The gravy boat? Isn’t that the item that usually gets returned anyway?
I would never return a gravy boat, I like gravy too much. XD
That would be really boring, having someone take away the joy of not being surprised when you open your presents.
Nice Heinlein reference! (The Star Beast)
Personally I wouldn’t return any boat that takes me on a river of gravy
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