I'm the guy that which does Love and Capes.
I am the TippyToe Zombie
I like to Limbo
Often I fall on people’s heads
I bet that’d get a slap if she didn’t know he couldn’t feel it.
With a lot of women, it’d get a slap anyways.
DUH, most people don’t drink wine (or other spirits) to get drunk, but because they enjoy their taste!
That last line sounds too much like “I want to get you drunk and take advantage of you”. Abby doesn’t look all that impressed.
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