I'm the guy that which does Love and Capes.
Sheesh. Get him a wind tunnel for Christmas. Or if, like Superman in the good old days when he didn’t need to breathe in space, have him do his work on the moon (OK, he’ll still need some sort of sun shield to protect the papers from the heat and radiation, but beyond that…)
I think it’d be simpler to hang a sock on the door 😀
Yeah, no way THAT could be misconstrued! 😀
Sign on the doorknob perhaps?
“DO NOT DISTURB – ACCOUNTING IN PROGRESS”
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