I'm the guy that which does Love and Capes.
You’re lucky she’s otherwise occupied at the moment……………….
Oooo, Mark’s wanting to test that invulnerability, eh?
Abby: “Remember honey, you still owe me $10.”
Quincy: “$10 for what?”
Mark & Abby: “Um…. nothing!”
Yeah, Abby, what are you waiting for?
Wait – her contractions are 6 minutes apart now? 3 comics ago Charlotte was saying that they were 5 minutes apart?
The baby must be reconsidering being born.
C’mon, Abs, all you’re doing is push a human being through your yoo-hoo…
Many studies have noted that nearly 100% of women giving birth are very self-centered and single-minded. It is one of the few times we men can come close to understanding them.
Well, let me say that this is ABSOLUTELY the WRONG time to make a joke like this. When a woman is in hard labor, they have the strength of at least 3 men, and are twice as bloodthirsty as any psycopath. My wife almost broke my hand during a contraction, and later told me she had been tempted to bite my ear off (literally) when I was trying to comfort her.
Even Mark should tread lightly here.
© 2015 Thomas F. Zahler